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The Deep F*cking Greencovered Corporations

The following post was submitted by Lisa G., a guest contributor.

The Deep F*cking Greencovered Corporations and Their Fecal Brownfaced NGOs

The usual mix of the deep f*cking greencovered corporations and their fecal brownfaced NGOs are at it again. This time they have come up with a deep green branding campaign (what no Saatchi and Saatchi?) called FORTUNE’s first-ever Brainstorm: GREEN Conference.”

By all means, storm on busters. Brainstorm ‘til your brains Explode. Kindly brainstorm yourselves out of existence ‘cause you can’t have a sustainable world run by corporations no matter what color they are painted in, green, blue or any shade of fecal brown.

Question:

IF the catastrophic changes that are engulfing us could somehow be mitigated, slowed down or stopped [sic] … if a new world could be created [sic] as if by an act of divine intervention [sic] offering a sizable number of communities the luxury of a future … should those surviving communities then allow the same old global deep f*cking greencovered corporations and their NGOs reiterate the same old algorithms that are about to checkmate humanity?

Among the “brainstormers” are CEOs and other top-level representatives from world’s biggest earth polluters and their usual line up of NGOs and green front groups that provide the desperately-needed camouflage. Believe it or not, the list includes:

• Monsanto Company (WTF)
• Caterpillar, Inc. (Yes the ones with earth f*cking machines, and bulldozers in the occupied territories.)
• The Dow Chemical Company (Agent Orange!)
• McDonald’s Corporation
• General Motors Corporation
• JP Morgan
• The Coca-Cola Co.
• The Procter & Gamble Company
• Duke Energy Corporation
• Black & Veatch Holding Co.
• Google.org
• Hewlett-Packard Co.
• Edison International
• PG&E Corporation
• IBM
• Lehman Brothers
• Dell Inc. (Yes, him, too!)
• Lufthansa German Airlines
• Xerox Corporation
• Siemens Corporate Research, Inc.
• Azamara Cruises and Celebrity Cruises
• The Goldman Sachs Group, Inc.
• Bank of America Corporation
• JPMorgan Chase
• GE Energy
• Merrill Lynch & Co., Inc.
• Marriott International, Inc.

And many others including their blue-thinking brownfaced NGO green fronts …

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• Earth Hour (and earth day) Deception
• What Killed Earth Day? Too Much Fuss And No Bother

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