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Palin Told to Quit!

Posted by feww on July 4, 2009

Palin resigned as Alaska’s governor

Palin’s position became untenable when she failed to block beluga whale being listed as endangered species

See: Palin Fails to Block Beluga Whale Protection

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Sarah Palin announced her resignation as Alaska governor in Wasilla. Photo: Robert DeBerry/AP. Image may be subject to copyright.

Sarah Palin has resigned as Alaska’s governor.

“We know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time on another scale and actually make a difference for our priorities,” she said.

Palin will transfer authority to her deputy, lieutenant governor Sean Parnell by end of July 2009.

Palin was NOT expected to win the next gubernatorial election in Alaska due in 2010.

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More Hell-arious Polar Bear News

Posted by feww on May 9, 2009

Farewell Polar Bear!

Obama team OK with Bush polar bear climate rule


[Independent] Polar Bear Mum to Ken Salazar: We know why you and that lawyer in the White House hate our guts.  But, what if we moved to the White House and butt-kicked the lot of you to Alaska?”

“The Obama administration said on Friday it will keep a Bush-era rule that weakens protection for polar bears’ icy habitat and plays down links between the threatened status of the species and climate change.” Reuters reported.

“Seeing the polar bear’s habitat melting and an iconic species threatened is an environmental tragedy of the modern age,” U.S. Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said in a telephone briefing.

“The best course of action for protecting the polar bear under the Endangered Species Act is to wisely implement the current rule, not revoke it at this time,” which would cause confusion, Salazar said.


Kenneth Lee “Ken” Salazar 50th United States Secretary of the Interior seen in this undated photo wearing a flag pin to prove something. The wrong person for the wrong job in the wrong administration in the wrong country at a wrong time doing all the wrong things and telling the same lies.

A spokesperson for the Center for Biological Diversity, among other environmental groups questioning the decision, wondered how the Obama team’s argument could possibly be relevant because the Endangered Species Act does not  deal with large-scale threats like extinction, but it was meant to limit the use of the pesticide DDT.

Punching the air with joy, Alaska’s oil and gas Senator Lisa Murkowski said she was overwhelmed with the department’s decision to retain the existing rule, “which provides rational measures for the protection of polar bears within their natural range.”

And if the polar bears’ natural range keeps on shrinking? Hey, look, we are all human, aren’t we? Look at the blaze in Santa Barbara county!

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